GREY [RYAN REYNOLDS]

THIRTEEN→ PRIVATE

iMESSAGE BETWEEN APRIL LUDGATE AND ANDY DWYER.

Andy Dwyer
can i come over? i wanna see ajax

April Ludgate
no, you moldy piece of bread

Andy Dwyer
not the answer i was expecting

why not

April Ludgate
because his name is avocado

Andy Dwyer
emalia

his name is ajax

we decided on this when we
bought him

April Ludgate
you, my unripe banana, decided
on that yes

i agreed to nothing

Andy Dwyer
so i'm your unripe banana

April Ludgate
is that what you got from that

we bought a dog together what
did you expect

anyway his name is avocado and
you can't come over until you
accept that

Andy Dwyer
...

fine

his name is avocado

April Ludgate
that's more like it

Andy Dwyer
am i allowed to take him
home tonight?

April Ludgate
no

but you can spend the night

Andy Dwyer
but you got rid of your guest
room for a dog playroom?

April Ludgate
i have a king size bed or a
couch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Andy Dwyer
did i just get invited into
your bed

wow it's almost like that
time a bought a prostitute

April Ludgate
did you just compare me to a
prostitute, you tampon string?

Andy Dwyer
i love you?