GREY [RYAN REYNOLDS]

THREE→ PRIVATE

iMESSAGE BETWEEN APRIL LUDGATE AND ANDY DWYER.

April Ludgate

hey ugly

Andy Dwyer

what do you want rat

April Ludgate

aw, i love my fans

Andy Dwyer

what do you want from me

other than a date, because
let's face it, you love me

April Ludgate

oh hunty, you wish

anyway as you know, i'm home

Andy Dwyer

you have a home?

does that mean you're not
the old homeless lady i've
been helping?

this is awkward i've been
showing her my dick and
everything

April Ludgate

i was gonna invite you over
so you'd be graced with my
presence

but i hate you so never mind

Andy Dwyer

fine fine i'll come over

geez stop crying

April Ludgate

good

anyway we're gonna binge
watch parks n rec

season 3 ofc bc best season

Andy Dwyer

what do you want for snacks

also are clothes required

April Ludgate

sour gummy worms

and if your pants come off
so does your dick :-)))

Andy Dwyer

but you love my dick??

April Ludgate

you are so gross i hate you

Andy Dwyer

am i still invited over

April Ludgate

of course you are

i need someone to cuddle me
don't i