Chapter 6

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Bob- Im back with a dare for everyone! But first i have three guests to play with us.

Malfoy, Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus appear in the washroom and Robin Thicke falls into the bathtub.

Peeta- SHRIEK! Miley Cyrus!

Malfoy- Ahhh! Muggles everywhere!

Harry- Ahhh! Horrible singers!

Miley and Robin stare at Harry and he shrugs.

Hermione- And one more person!

Millicent Bullstrode appears.

Millicent- Bobby-poo. Come here and give me a kiss. Or else!

Bobby-poo- Ahhhhh! Scary looking witch!

Rue- So whats the dare?

Bob- Well... We were going to play spin the bottle, but if Millicent is here...

Everyone except Bob- Yes!!

Bob- Ok. Heres the bottle. Lets all sit in a circle.

Milllicent- Im next to Bob!

Bob- We will do 5 rounds. I'll spin it. The first people are...

Cato- Gale...

Ginny- And Hermione!

Gale- Hey hot stuff. Lets have that nice long kiss.

Hermione and Gale kiss for 5 seconds and then Hermione slaps Gale and he falls into a box.

Katniss- Gale! Are you ok?

Gale- groan.

Bob- The next  people are Robin and...

Peeta- Hermione again!

Robin- Oh no! Not her.

Hermione walks up to Robin and kicks him in the crotch. Robin falls back on gale and then Hermione kisses him for 1 second.

Bob- Next is Hermione...

Cato- And me! Hey hermit crab, look at my muscles!

Hermione- Not bad. Look at mine.

Cato looks at her muscles and laughs and Hermione kicks him on top of Robin and Gale. She kisses him.

Hermione- Piece of cake. Anyways, the next people are Millicent and...

Bob- Please not me.

Hermione- Harry!

Bob- Yes!

Harry- No.

Millicent- Gross.

Harry and Millicent kiss for about 3.5 seconds before Harry runs to the washroom and vomits.

Harry- Bob, I feel bad for you.

Clove- And the last people are Miley and...

Rue- Snape!

Miley- Whos Snape? I hope he is a good kisser. Better than all those hammers.

Bob- This is Snape.

Snape- Whatsup?

Miley faints.

Bob- Abra Kadabra.

Miley gets up again.

Miley- Where am I. Am I still in that studio where I recorded wrecking bALL!! MMPH!

Snape grabs Miley and holds her lips to his and they kiss for 2 minutes and 48.2 seconds before Snape lets go of Miley.

Miley- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. That was...

Snape- Fun?

Miley- NO! A million times no!

Snape- Oooo.

Bob- And now a few truths. Hermione. Who was the best kisser? Gale, Cato or Robin Thicke?

Hermione- Well, since Robin and Cato were knocked out, I have to say Gale.

Peeta- Ooo.

Hermione- Shut it Peeta.

Bob- Now Millicent. What do you rate Harry's kissing from one to ten, being one the worst and ten the best?

Millicent- 7.8

 Bob- Ok? Now Miley?

Miley- Zero, you bitch. How dare you even ask that question to me after you've made me do that torture?

Bob- Ooooo. What about you Snape? What was Miley?

Snape- TEN!

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