Bob- Im back with a dare for everyone! But first i have three guests to play with us.
Malfoy, Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus appear in the washroom and Robin Thicke falls into the bathtub.
Peeta- SHRIEK! Miley Cyrus!
Malfoy- Ahhh! Muggles everywhere!
Harry- Ahhh! Horrible singers!
Miley and Robin stare at Harry and he shrugs.
Hermione- And one more person!
Millicent Bullstrode appears.
Millicent- Bobby-poo. Come here and give me a kiss. Or else!
Bobby-poo- Ahhhhh! Scary looking witch!
Rue- So whats the dare?
Bob- Well... We were going to play spin the bottle, but if Millicent is here...
Everyone except Bob- Yes!!
Bob- Ok. Heres the bottle. Lets all sit in a circle.
Milllicent- Im next to Bob!
Bob- We will do 5 rounds. I'll spin it. The first people are...
Cato- Gale...
Ginny- And Hermione!
Gale- Hey hot stuff. Lets have that nice long kiss.
Hermione and Gale kiss for 5 seconds and then Hermione slaps Gale and he falls into a box.
Katniss- Gale! Are you ok?
Gale- groan.
Bob- The next people are Robin and...
Peeta- Hermione again!
Robin- Oh no! Not her.
Hermione walks up to Robin and kicks him in the crotch. Robin falls back on gale and then Hermione kisses him for 1 second.
Bob- Next is Hermione...
Cato- And me! Hey hermit crab, look at my muscles!
Hermione- Not bad. Look at mine.
Cato looks at her muscles and laughs and Hermione kicks him on top of Robin and Gale. She kisses him.
Hermione- Piece of cake. Anyways, the next people are Millicent and...
Bob- Please not me.
Hermione- Harry!
Bob- Yes!
Harry- No.
Millicent- Gross.
Harry and Millicent kiss for about 3.5 seconds before Harry runs to the washroom and vomits.
Harry- Bob, I feel bad for you.
Clove- And the last people are Miley and...
Rue- Snape!
Miley- Whos Snape? I hope he is a good kisser. Better than all those hammers.
Bob- This is Snape.
Snape- Whatsup?
Miley faints.
Bob- Abra Kadabra.
Miley gets up again.
Miley- Where am I. Am I still in that studio where I recorded wrecking bALL!! MMPH!
Snape grabs Miley and holds her lips to his and they kiss for 2 minutes and 48.2 seconds before Snape lets go of Miley.
Miley- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. That was...
Snape- Fun?
Miley- NO! A million times no!
Snape- Oooo.
Bob- And now a few truths. Hermione. Who was the best kisser? Gale, Cato or Robin Thicke?
Hermione- Well, since Robin and Cato were knocked out, I have to say Gale.
Peeta- Ooo.
Hermione- Shut it Peeta.
Bob- Now Millicent. What do you rate Harry's kissing from one to ten, being one the worst and ten the best?
Millicent- 7.8
Bob- Ok? Now Miley?
Miley- Zero, you bitch. How dare you even ask that question to me after you've made me do that torture?
Bob- Ooooo. What about you Snape? What was Miley?
Snape- TEN!
