Bob- Yo people!
Harry- What?
Bob- Guess what?
Cato- What?
Bob- Last chapter, Rue died.
Katniss- Ugh, not again. Do I have to sing to her again?
Bob- Nah, I can bring her back to life. Abra Kadabra!
Rue appears in front of Bob, and Bob catches Rue in his arms.
Miranda- Ahem. Bob, are you flirting with Rue?
Bob- Yes. I mean nes. I mean possibly. I mean I don't know. I mean no.
Miranda- Well, I can't risk it. We are through, Bob.
Bob- Thats okay. I have another girrlfriend. Meet Erika!
Erika- Hey people! I have a dare from @girlzrule1010. But first, meet Sirius Black!
Sirius- Hello.
Harry- You're alive!?!
Sirius- Yes.
Erika- Sirius, truth or dare.
Sirius- Truth.
Erika- Name all you're previous girlfriends.
Sirius- Well. I dated Lily Evans briefly, but I also dated Tamara Green and Minerva Mcgonnagal at one point. And I can't forget the time when I took Selena Gomez to dinner.
Erika- Oookay? Ron. Truth or dare.
Ron- Dare.
Erika- I dare you to become a vegitarian.
Ron- But I just bought this crab meat from Walmart! And I even named the crab meat!
Rue- What did you name it?
Ron- Fred the crab.
Fred the crab- Yo people.
Erika- Ron. You have to do the dare.
Ron- On one condition. Fred the crab is allowed to play truth or dare with us.
Bob- Okay he can play.
Fred the crab- Yeah! This is the best day ever!
Erika- Ron, do you want some steak?
Ron- Yeah! Steaks the best!
Erika- Too bad. You're a vegitarian.
Ron- Oh. That sucks.
Bob- I have some truths and dares from @erinroseh123. Katniss. Truth or dare.
Katniss- Truth.
Bob- What would you do if Prim married Gale?
Katniss- First of all, now that shes gone, I would kill that stupid cat of hers. Then I would kill Gale and burn down their house.
Bob- Wow! Gale, you have a jealous girl there!
Gale- Im scared.
Bob- Now Peeta. truth or dare.
Peeta- Truth.
Bob- Whats your favourite kind of bread?
Peeta- PUMPERNICKEL BREAD ALL DA WAY, BRO!
Ron- Yeah go pumpernickel bread! High five Peeta!
Peeta- No. Just no.
Bob- Now I have a dare for Harry. Make out with Prim in front of Katniss.
Katniss- NO! DIE!
Katniss grabs a fridge and throws it at Bob who falls out the window. Then shoots Harry in the leg with her bow and arrow. Then shoves a piece of jello up Catos nose.
Cato- WHAT DID I DO?!?
Katniss- YOU WERE BORN, UGLY!!
Erika- Um guys?
Hermione- Yeah?
Erika- Bobs really injured. Look at him.
Rue- Oh god. Hes bleeding from his teeth. And wheres his leg?
Snape- Over there.
Rue- Oooo.
Erika- I think we need to get him to the hospital. Who here can drive?
Rue- I can!
Erika- Then drive Bob to the hospital please.
Rue- Okay!
Rue dissapears.
Erika- Why is everyone staring at me?
Clove- Do you know who you were just talking to?
Erika- Yeah, I let Rue drive Bob to the hospital. Wait, what?!?
Clove- Uh huh.
For the next few minutes, they hear screaming, alarms, crashing and a giraffe
Ginny- Wait, why is there a giraffe?
Fred the crab- Remember the giraffe at Walmart, well they never caught it.
Ginny- Oh.
Erika- Well, Bob wont be coming back for a few chapters.
Snape- Good. hes annoying.
Hermione-I know right. He always flirts with me.
Ron and Erika- He does?!
Ginny- Yeah he flirts with me and Clove too!
Katniss and Rue- Me too!
Erika, Peeta, Gale, Harry and Cato- HE DOES!?!!!??!?!
Erika- Well, we are through. That man is cheating on me!!
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Sorry about the lack of uploading. Can you comment more dares and truths, because it is really fun hearing from all of you.
From: The author AND Fred The Crab.
