Chapter 11

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Gale- Guys! You know how Bobs not here yet?

Ron- Yeah?

Gale- I learned how to play the song Thrift Shop on the trumpet!

Snape- No way!

Gale- Yes way!

Cato- Mabye way!

Clove- Wow Cato.

Gale gets a trumpet and starts playing a song on it.

Gale- See? I'm so good at playing Thrift shop!

Ginny- That was the song Royals you goof.

Snape- OMG I love the song Royals!

Peeta- Me too! We're driving Cadilacs in our dreams.

Rue- You know a Cadilac is'nt a very good car.

Clove- Shut up Rue.

Rue- Shut up Clove. I hate you. You tried to kill me. 

Clove- I did not. Marvel did!

Rue- And then Katniss killed him and then Thresh killed you. Lol.

Clove- ...

Hermione- Wow Gale you can't play anything on the trumpet.

Rue- You suck.

Clove- Rue you're so mean. No wonder you have no friends.

Rue- Oh yeah i'm mean. *note the sarcasm.

Clove- Shut up Rue.

Bob- Yo Whassup!

Harry- Oh shoot he's here.

Katniss- You seem aufully excited.

Bob- I am!

Hermione- Why?

Bob- Today two more special singers are going to come and play with us.

Clove- Who?

 Bob- Selina Gomez and Justin Beiber! 

Harry, Ron, Peeta, Cato and Gale- Eeek! Selina Gomez!

Ginny, Katniss, Hermione, Clove, Rue and Snape- Eeek! Justin Beiber!

Bob- Snape, you like Justin Beiber?

Snape- Yeah me and him, we're tight.

Justin Beiber- Yo whassup!

Everyone except Justin and Snape- You suck.

Justin Beiber- Wow your nice. Thanks for the good welcome.

Selina Gomez- Yo whassup!

Everyone except Selina and Justin Beiber- Hi Selina how are you today welcome to our game!

Justin Beiber- Why does the world hate me.

Rue- Probably because you wright terible songs and are really uugly and you steal guys girlfriends.

Justin Beiber- Thanks for the explination.

Rue- No probem glad to help!

Justin Beiber- ...

Selina Gomez- Ok. Truth or dare?

Bob- Who?

Selina- All the girls.

Clove- Dare.

Selina- I dare you and all the girls to each go on a date with Justin Beiber over there.

Rue- Kk.

Clove- Rue shut up.

Rue- Kk.

Each girl has gone on a date with Justin Beiber.

Bob- How was it?

Hermione- Boring.

Bob- No really.

Hermione- Like, really boring.

Selina Gomez- SCREAM!

Bob- What happened?!

Selina- THAT #CREEP TRIED TO KISS ME!

Bob- Who?

Snape- Me.

Selina Gomez- I am leaving Bob. This place is too weird.

Justin Beiber- Me too.

Justin Beiber and Selina Gomez dissapear.

Bob- You guys are such a pain. See you in a minute. I need to make a phone call. 

Snape- 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12... 

Harry- Snape! Count in your head!

Snape- Kk.

Bob- Bad news guys.

Katniss- What?

Bob- You guys/girls/Snape made so many celebritys so creeped out that the celebrity agency will noy permit any more celebritys coming to visit us! You idiots!

Rue- Ya you idiots.

Clove- Shut up Rue.

Bob- Now who will give us dares?

Peeta- Us!

Bob- I guess, but no making anyone ask out Millicent Bullstrode. Ok?

Everyone except Bob- Kk.

Peeta- Cato. Truth or dare?

Cato- Truth?

Peeta- In the hunger games arena did you sleep with Clove, or Glimmer?

Cato- I won't tell you.

Katniss- I wan't to know to.

Cato- Neither. I slept with Foxface! Suckers!

Peeta- Really? You know she is the only tribute who died from a plant or some food ever?

Cato- Thats why i broke up with her and dated Glimmer.

Clove- What? I thought you were dating me?

Cato- I was. But at the time i was dating the girls from disrtict 3, 4, 7 and 9. So you get the picture.

Gale- Ginny, Truth or dare?

Ginny- Dare.

Gale- I dare you to give new hairstyles to all the male teachers in Hogwarts.

Ginny- Ok. Bob, with your magic powers, make all the male teachers fall asleep.

Bob- Done.

Ginny- I will be back! Bye Harry!

Harry- Bye.

9 hours later.

Ginny- Whew. Done.

Bob- Now lets watch them all wake up.

Flitwick- Gahh! Why on merlins pink boxers do i have green dreadlocks!

Dumbledore- Hagrid, i really dig your orange afro.

Hagrid- And your Elvis Precsely hair is so rad!

Dumbledore- IKR. Rowr!

Hagrid- And have you seen Filch? Lol.

Dumbledore- Ikr.

Hagrid- Why are we talking like random teens?

Dumbledore- Idk. Ikr? Rofl. Lol. Anyways, i think because of my hair i willl ask out professor Trelawny! I have wanted to do that forever!

Hagrid- Ikr.

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