?Bob- Hey Hermione!
Hermione- Yeah?
Bob- How were your dates?
Hermione- I don't want to talk about that.
Bob- Too bad. What did Cato do on your date?
Hermione- He took me to see freaking Deathly Hallows part 2 in the theatres!
Bob- How was it?
Hermione- Why do I have to marry Ron? I mean, I never really liked him.
Ron, Ginny, Harry and Bob- WHAT?
Hermione- (blush) well, I always liked that Neville Longbottom ever since he lost his frog in first year.
Ron- Excuse me?
Bob- So Cato took you on a horrible date and Peeta wins right?
Hermione- NO!
Bob- Huh?
Hermione- That freak took me to McDonald's after I have told him I am vegetarian! He ordered a happy meal with a 'Dora the explorer' toy!
Peeta- It was Dora. How could I resist?
Ginny- Says the guy who watches Miley Cyrus everyday.
Peeta- How do you know about that?
Ginny- I have my ways. I also know that Cato has went to every Justin Beiber concert, Ron follows Robin Thicke on Twitter and Instigram, and Snape once tried stealing Harry Styles at a one direction concert.
Katniss- Did he get away with it?
Snape- No, I tripped on a piece of macaroni and broke my legs.
Harry- Why didn't Dumbledoor fire you?
Snape- Because he was there too.
Harry- Um...
Bob- So Hermione is dating Cato and Peeta is dating Millicent. Ok? Now I dare everyone to go on a date with their boyfriend or girlfriend.
Peeta- Cool! Millicent, do you want to go to Harvey's?
Bob- Wait! You all have to go to the same place. McDonald's!
Everyone except Bob and Peeta- ...
Peeta- Yay!
Everyone except Bob disappears and reappear at McDonalds. They start ordering.
Ron- I will have 2 big macs, 2 milkshakes, 2 ice creams and 2 cheese burgers. Anything for you Rue?
Rue- Yeah. A glass of water.
Snape- I would like my regular order of a hamburger and fries.
Clove- I will have the same.
Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Katniss, and Cato- Me too.
Millicent- I want all the money in that cash register NOW!
Peeta- I want a happy meal!
Gale- I want a whole bunch French fries.
Katniss- Gale, what the hell.
Everyone goes to their tables with their food.
Cato- What the heck?
Hermione- What?
Cato- I ordered a hamburger!
Hermione- I know.
Cato- I thought they would give me an actual cow, not this garbage.
Hermione- Why would they give you a cow?
Cato- Because I want one.
Rue- Arghhh!
Ron- What?
Rue- Where is this water from?
Waiter- Oh, that is from the toilet. Some guy came in here last week and threw a computer at the sink and it broke. And I'm pretty sure someone pissed in that.
Ron- That was Snape.
Rue- Oh god.
Katniss- Gale!
Gale-That's my name, don't wear it out. That doesn't make sense. How do you wear names?
Katniss- Gale!
Gale- Yeah?
Katniss- Why are you dipping French fries in ice cream?
Gale- Because I can. And Canada is a free country.
Katniss- But we are not in Canada. We are in Panem.
Gale- Oh.
Rue- Snape! Did you piss in my water?
Snape- Possibly.
Rue- Yes or no?
Snape- Yes.
Rue- Ok. Thanks for being so honest.
Snape- Your welcome.
Rue- Bye bye.
Snape- Bye.
Clove- You guys are idiots.
Snape- Pretty much, yeah.
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You guys I cant believe it. 50 reads already. I was not going to upload this tonight but I could not resist. And please tell me your truths or dares in the comments. I will probably upload tomorrow night or maybe even one more tonight.
