Miley Cyrus- Welcome too the 76 annual hunger games!
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GO!
Everyone runs towards the cornucopia except Bob, from district 10 because he can't walk, and except Justin Beiber, from district 7, whom runs into the forest. Meanwhile at the cornucopia...
Robin Thicke- Yeah! I got a trident, because im from district 4!
Macklemoore- Well, I am from disrict 6 and I got a saxophone! Haya!
Macklemoore whacks Robin Thicke on the head with a saxophone, then falls off the cornucopia.
Hermione- Look! A wand! Stupify!
Selena Gomez flys off the ground into the air, and lands on a land mine.
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Selena Gomez and also Effie Trinket are gone.
Ron- Hermione! I got a wand too! Avada Kadabra!
Hermione- Ron! NO!
Rons wand expolodes and Ron explodes too.
Ginny- I found a knife! Gale! DIE!
Gale- Noooooooooooooo...
The cornucopia clears away, and finally only the careers, who are Cato, Clove, Millicent Bullstrode, Snape and Fred the crab, are there. Then the canons...
Peeta- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... seven people are dead. Suckers!
On the other side of the forest...
Ginny- Harry Potter! What disrict are you from?
Harry Potter- Nine. How about you?
Ginny- Nine! We should team up!
Harry Potter- Okay!
On the other side...
Hermione- Hey look! Theres Rue! Rue, want to team up?
Rue- Yeah! But only if Harry Styles and Miranda, Bobs ex girlfriend can stay too, because they're with me.
Harry Styles- Yeah.
Hermione- Okay!
Meanwhile...
Erika- Hey, Justin Beiber!
Justin Beiber- Yeah?
Erika- Want to team up?
Justin Beiber- Okay! You're pretty enough.
Erika- Okay now shut up. They are showing the faces.
From district 3. Effie Trinket.
From district 4. Robin Thicke.
From district 5. Gale Hawthorne.
From district 6. Macklemore.
From district 7. Selena Gomez.
From district 8. Ella.
From district 11. Ron Weasley.
Justin Beiber- NO! Selena is dead! I'm commiting suicide.
