Story With No Plot

Mother to Mother

Seokjin: Jinyoung, honestly, I think your children are out of control

Jinyoung: what makes you say that?

Bambam: dab for em! *dabs endlessly*

Yugyeom: quit dabbing! *pushes him*

Bambam: I didn't choose the dab life! *continues to dab*

Yugyeom: *tackles him* It's time to stop! *smacks him repeatedly*

Bambam: quit it scumbag! *slaps him back*

Yugyeom: *starts screaming* you'll regret ever hitting me!

Bambam: we'll see! *slap war begins*

Jinyoung: *sips tea* I wouldn't say your children are perfect angels either...

Seokjin: oh trust me they're getting there.

Namjoon: Now say, "I don't give a fuck!"

Jimin: "I don't give a fuck!"

Taehyung: hello little bug. I want to eat you. Come here. *attempts to pick up bug*

Jungkook: *on Hoseok's phone* is your refrigerator running? Well you can go fuck yourself! Ok bye Mrs. Jung! *hangs up*

Seokjin: *wipes single tear* we're raising our children badly.

Jinyoung: we have to do better!

Seokjin: from now on we meet every other day to discuss our parenting!

Jinyoung: sounds like a plan!

Jackson: *breaks tv screen with remote* I'm bored

Hoseok: you can't just break things!

Jackson: let's go outside hoe *dragging him out*

Jungkook: *imitating Jackson*

Jungkook: *drags Taehyung upstairs* let's go upstairs hoe

Seokjin and Jinyoung: *gulping tea*