Story With No Plot

Lay

Tae: Kookie?

Jk: Hm?

Tae: you know that guy from exo? Lay?

Jk: what about him?

Tae: do you think he eats Lays?

Jk:...

Tae: like... Lay ate Lays and Lays down. Lay lays Lays down next to him. Lay finished the Lays and was satisfied.

Jk:...

Tae: Lay would be a CANNIBAL

Jk:...

Jk: *walks away*

Tae: and Yoongi too! He eats salt on his food! Cause he's salty!

Jimin: but he's Suga

Tae: HE EATS SUGAR

Tae: and Namjoon eats WRAPS!

Yoongi: and you eat V's

Jin: THAT WAS NOT AGE APPROPRIATE

Tae: V's?

Jin: POOR BABY GO WATCH CARTOONS I'LL CUT YOU SOME FRUITS AND BRING JUICEY!YOU WANT JUICEY?

Tae: I don't wanna eat V's, I'm V and I don't taste good *confused*

Namjoon: *snickers* V's taste very good, you should try.

Jin: oh really? You heard what happened to Jaebum?

Namjoon:*dismisses himself*

Tae: Eomma I'm lost.

Jin: it's okay baby, go watch Spongebob. *kisses his forehead* stay pure.

Yoongi: *whispers* bitch ain't pure.

ITS ALMOST 4 IN THE MORNING