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a/n: i know i've already done this but you guys really seemed to enjoy it, so here is another one. enjoy babies <3
message: i love you
reply: well that's unfortunate for you
message: how old are you?
reply: 32
reply: great, do you have money?
your'e so fake barbie is jealous
sorry for calling you a b*tch, i thought you already knew.
message: you're a princess
reply: i'm a queen wtf
message: think about me
reply: always. thats how i avoid random boners.
message: i miss you
reply: of course you f*cking do
message: i heard your grades are struggling
reply: like that button holding your jeans together.
message: if you eat like that you'll get fat
reply: i see you speak from experience
i hope you're not allergic to nuts, because i'm about to kick yours up your ass.
message: i'm lit
reply: i'll blow out your candle
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