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a/n: i don't really know why i've done this as it isn't like the usual things i have in this book, but oh well . enjoy babies <3
(THESE AREN'T MINE, I SAW THEM AND THOUGHT THEY WERE FUNNY. CREDIT TO ORIGINAL OWNER)
~more people in america have married kim kardashian than have died of ebola
~some bitch said it only takes her 20 minutes to get ready. i take 20 minutes just to open my eyes.
~imperfection. more like im-perfection.
~i hate it when people stare at me but don't say anything. if you want an autograph or picture just ask.
~me when i'm alone doing makeup: so today i'm starting with my holy grail foundation...
~my puns are koala tea
~on my tombstone please write: "not appreciating my puns when i was alive was a grave mistake"
~ june's almost over. julying.
~i never run voluntarily, so if you see me running, you should too because something is coming.
~you know you're completely done with someone once you've told your mom what they did. it's too late to apologize now, the damage is done.
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