78? Yeah i think

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Well it's back to school time (well you're probably back in school but oh well this is my last week of freedom

•I know summer is over because you're about to fall for me

•I need some answers for math homework, whats your number?

•are you the school janitor cause you swept me off my feet

•you're like a dictionary you add meaning to my life

•if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together

I doubt any of these will get you laid but we're almost at 80 chapters and none of them will get you laid

If it does get you laid, or if any of these ever have you should totally say so, I could use a good cry

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