1. Get to know his betting bookie and place bets for him. Insist on keeping half of any money he wins
2. Accuse him of "glue sniffing addictions" whilst he's initiating a plan
3. Call him "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4. Drum on every available surface
5. Sing the Batman theme incessantly
6. Staple your death eaters agreement together, in the middle of the page.
7. Ask him if he minds about you hiring an exterminator to kill Nagini
8. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of his cunning plans. Send it to Harry
9. Sew anti-Voldie detector strips into the death eaters backpacks
10. Hide off A2 milk in inaccessible places
11. Insist on giving weather forecasts in his dormitory. Claim to be AMS certified
12. Surprise him by visiting him at 3AM to "discuss old times"
13. Insist on buying airplane tickets for the death eaters and Voldemort to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and lands at 5:30 AM in Hogwarts, but don't give him any tickets to get back. Then Point out that you didn't really save them any money
14. Write the surprise ending to one of his favourite novels on its first page
15. Specify that your drive-through order is "to leave"
16. Set alarms for random times.
17. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with death eaters in the common room consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
18. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss using his money just to lick the flavor off
19. Explain how a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
20. Place train tracks around the castle and steal the Hogwarts Express. Go around in the train all night singing the Tomas the tank engine theme
21. Leave your old' man Sam tape in Great Uncle Voldie's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
22. Show and investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
23. Curse and hex at random strangers.
24. Dress only in clothes coloured pink when invading Hogwarts
25. Change his channels five minutes before they end
26. Tape all of the castle doors shut with duct tape
27. Wear your pants backwards
28. Decline to be seated at a dinner feast, and simply eat Voldemort's complementary mints by the door
29. Begin all your sentences with "Ooh la la!"
30. Wake up your death eater roommate from a slumber party each morning with your 'homemade' Metal Machine Music
31. Get a nose job just like his
32. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
33. dont use any punctuation or commas in your daily death eater homework so he has to read with out pausing for ages and ages without a break and he should get really frustrated because he's about to suffocate just like Im not using any now and trolling the living day lights out of you
34. Force him to watch les' Miserable's
35. Pay for your death eater feast with pennies.
36. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
37. Repeat everything he says, as a question.
38. Write "X - Buried Treasure" in random spots on a map of the castle where the isn't anything
39. Explain to him how you assassinated the last 2 of your all-depressing Dark Lords
40. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
41. Light road flares on his birthday cake
42. Wander around the feasting area, asking other diners for their parsley
43. Leave tips in Muggle currency
44. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador"
45. Push all his flat Lego pieces together tightly
46. At the castles laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks
47. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Voldie smells..." until physically restrained.
48. Wear a cape that says "Oh Dark One".
49. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
50. Stand over his shoulder, mumbling, as he reads
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Hey Guys!
Just letting you know that the next update
'should' but not definitely be in 24 hours.
Also, I've decided to put together a little
competition *stunning Music*
Who ever can create the most hilarious,
original, Harry potter themed 'Way to Annoy
Voldemort to death' will win;
- their 'Way to Annoy Voldemort to death' in my story.
- A page dedicated to them, which they get to choose whichever
Harry potter cast member to 'Annoy to them to death'.
- And a special thanks to them on my very last chapter, listing
how awesome they are.
So get creative, competition ends Monday the 11th of November 2013!
~ byz Peepz
