Hey Guys!
I decided to add a chapter suggested by ~Magicalm3lven!
This time it's going to be '101 Ways to Aggravate Severus Snape', because it a one off!
Hope you like it!
1. Whenever you see him walking down a hallway, quickly press your back against the wall and, when he walks by, look around suspiciously and begin to (loudly) hum the theme song to "Mission Impossible".
2. Whenever he begins to give out a detention in class, jump up and down (waving your arms wildly) while yelling "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
3. Get a tatoo saying "Snape Rocks My Socks!" where everyone will be able to see it (make sure it's a fake...but make sure he doesn't know that it's a fake)
4. Get several muggle bouncy balls and throw them down the hall outside the Potions room (right when Snape walks out) shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"
5. Slip an "How to Make Best Friends" book into Snape's satchel and then, right in the middle of a staff meeting, charm the bag so it rips and the entire staff finds out about Snape's little...problem.
6. When Snape starts speaking to the class, start yelling "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
7. While handling a potentially lethal potions ingredient, walk up to Snape and ask him if he has any anti-depressants.
8. Put a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign on Snape's desk.
9. Use a sticking charm, attach beards to Snape's shoes.
10. Put a bunch of alarm clocks in the Potions room and set them to go off at 5-minute intervals during class.
11. Using a sticking charm, attach moustaches, to Snape's shoes.
12. The minute Snape walks into class, yell out "OMG, IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!"
13. Tell him that Filch accidentally ingested some lust potion (the object of which being Snape)
14. Snape had better not bend over in any dark corridors.
15. Tell Snape that Filch wants to have a threesome with him and Mrs. Norris.
16. Tell Snape that Wormtail wants to have a threesome with him and Voldemort.
17. Tell Snape that Lucius is secretly in love with him.
18. Say that Lupin mentioned something about paying Snape a "visit" during the full moon.
19. Tell Snape to go and make friends with a dementor.
20. The next time Snape asks a question in class, reply by asking "If I get this right, do I get a cookie?"...Then grin like an idiot.
21. Constantly grin like an idiot.
22. The next time he glares at you, walk up to Snape and hug him. (200 Galleons says it freaks him out)
23. Instead of "Professor", call him "Sevvie-Poo"
24. The next time he's mean, ask him if he's hitting puberty.
25. Proceed to hand him Lynx without saying a word, just hold your nose, and get back to seat.
26. The next time he acts mean, stand really close to hi and shout "Professor Snape, STOP TOUCHING!"
27. Proceed to cry.
28. Tell him you'll give him a gold star if he's nice to Neville during class.
29. Tell him Professor Trelawney is his secret admirer.
