How To Be The Best Psycho Fan Girl The World Has Ever Seen

Be a Delusional Freak

That's right.

Like I mentioned two lines back (if you skipped the intro, go back, you little rebel.), I've kissed Harry Styles. Every fan girl has to have some little bit of fantasy that she believes is her own, true reality. I'm serious.

We all have our daydreams. We all have are fantasies. Come on, you know what I'm talking about. And if you don't, you my precious darling, are a unicorn.

But basically, when we dwell on those thoughts, we are believing a lie.

For instance, how many of your bios on social media say, "Liam's Girlfriend." Or, "Married to Tom Cruise." Now, considering most of you are probably under 20 years old, you probably won't have the second option in your bio, but never the less... you get my point.

We embrace a lie, wholeheartedly.

Just be prepared for the haters and the other lovers, my little pinwheel. Cause just a quick browse on twitter, and you'll see Harry Styles is dating 34,679,000 girls, according to their bios...

Creepy? Yes. Insane? Slightly. Necessary? Absolutely.

But, we have to mentally prepare ourselves for the day we actually meet our distant men.