(Y/n)'s POV
When you woke up there was something heavy on top of you. You tried to get out from under it but just ended up falling off the bed and dragging Gamzee and a couple of blankets with you. "Shit! Gamzee are you up?" You asked only to get snoring as a response. "Gamzee?" You asked again and spotted him lying facedown on the floor, clearly sleeping like a rock. "I don't even wanna know how you slept through that." You said to yourself and stood up. You looked at the clock and saw that it was 10:00 am. Thank goodness it was Saturday. You nudged the sleeping troll with your foot in an effort to try and wake him up. "Gamzee. Gamzee you need to get up. Gamzee." You said and finally managed to drag him downstairs. "MoRnIn' SiS." He said and gave you a half-asleep smile. "Morning, Gamzee." You said and pulled open the fridge. As per usual there was not much in there, because most of the time it was just you in the house so you didn't need to buy a lot. You grabbed a bottle of Faygo and a box of waffles. You put some in the toaster and sat down at the island in the middle of the kitchen. You also grabbed two cups and began pouring the soda into them. "WhAt Is ThAt?" Gamzee asked in wonder as you handed him his cup of Faygo. "It's called Faygo. I actually don't know why I started drinking it. I don't even really like it that much in the first place, but I drink it anyway." You replied and took a sip. It was sickeningly sweet, but you kept drinking. Gamzee took one sip and downed the whole thing. You just went 'screw it' and handed him the whole bottle. He clearly liked this stuff more than you did. Both of you jumped when the waffles popped out of the toaster. No matter how prepared you think you are, the toaster will always make you jump. "Aw yiss waffles!" You said and tried to put the still-very-hot waffles on a plate. You grabbed some maple syrup from the fridge and started to drown the waffles in it. You grabbed two forks and handed one to Gamzee. He just stared at it like all the universe's mysteries had been solved. You showed him how to use it and the two of you were eating the waffles. You decided to put two more in and while you were waiting you heard a very loud knock at the door. Gamzee was staring at the toaster like he was having a showdown with it, so you figured you could leave him alone for just a minute. The knocking continued and you yelled "I'm coming, I'm coming!" and opened the door. You damn near passed out right there. At the door were two trolls, both very similar to Gamzee, but both were larger. The smaller one was about a foot taller than Gamzee not including his horns, and the bigger one a foot taller than him. And the bigger one was pissed. You said the only thing that came to your mind. "Hey Gamzee do you know these trolls?" You squeaked. Your voice always did this when you were scared or nervous. Gamzee came into the hall and saw the two trolls. "HeY mOtHeRfUcKeRs." He said and waved. The largest one's eyes went red he nearly trampled you as he stormed into your house. He tackled Gamzee and began yelling at him. "I cannot motherfuckin BELIEVE that you just motherfuckin WANDERED OFF LIKE THAT! Did you even know where the motherfuck you were going?! YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKIN WELL THAT YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO EVEN GET NEAR A MOTHERFUCKIN HUMAN, AND I FIND THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN RAN OFF WITH ONE?!?! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MOTHERFUCKIN CULLED! I MIGHT JUST CULL YOUR ASS MOTHERFUCKER FOR ALL THAT SHIT YOU JUST PULLED." He yelled. You had to cover your ears because he was so loud. Gamzee was unfazed, but you were terrified. You paled to almost a paper white when he turned to you. "As as for you, motherfucker, what exactly did you want with my son?" He growled at you. You were so terrified you couldn't even speak. "ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKER!" He roared at you and you screamed in terror. Tears began to fall from your eyes. You didn't know what to say. You didn't know which answer would get you killed. Silence was probably one of them, but your current state of mind wasn't letting you talk. You were screwed.
Gamzee's POV
"ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKER!" Dad yelled at (y/n). She screamed in terror and I saw tears start to fall from her eyes. She was motherfuckin terrified! "ShE dIdNt Do AnYtHiNg To Me." I said and dad turned around, knocking over several objects in the process. "What?" He said and I told him the story. (Y/n) didn't seem like she was going to calm down, so I slowly made my way over to her. As soon as I was within her reach she wrapped her arms around my neck in a motherfuckin death grip. Dad growled at her and she clung tighter. She was motherfuckin shivering! "DaD yOuRe MoThErFuCkIn ScArInG hEr!" I said and he scoffed. "She's a motherfuckin human. Why should you care?" He said darkly. "BeCaUsE sHeS mY mOtHeRfUcKiN bEsT fRiEnD!" I shouted at him. "I-I'm your b-best friend?" (Y/n) asked in a quiet voice. "Of CoUrSe YoU aRe!" I answered her and her face broke into a huge grin. "I-I've never had a best friend before..." She said. "WeLl NoW YoU dO!" I replied and she started laughing. "ShEs NoT mOtHeRfUcKiN dAnGeRoUs!" I said to dad and he gave (y/n) a skeptical look. I knew neither he or Kurloz trusted humans, but (y/n) was different. She was motherfuckin miraculous. Kurloz came over and inspected her. He began signing, a human trick he'd learned when his mouth got stitched shut. (Y/n) gasped. "You know sign language? I didn't even know trolls could do that! That is so cool!" She said in wonder. *I know sign language as well!* She signed at him. He was surprised at this, but began signing back. *I didn't think you would have motherfuckin understood me.* he signed. "Humans can be surprising?" She tried and shrugged. Suddenly a loud ding was heard and all four of us jumped. "Damn that toaster! There will be a day where you will not take me by surprise!" (Y/n) shouted and ran to the kitchen. "She's motherfuckin excitable." Dad said and watched her burn herself again trying to take the waffles out. "ShEs MoThErFuCkIn AmAzInG." I responded. She really was, and from the looks of it she was all by her motherfuckin self a lot. As far as I knew, humans around her age always had a guardian of some sort, but (y/n) looked like she was the only one here. "HeY (y/n) wHeRe ArE yOuR cUsToDiAnS?" I asked once she came back. "If you mean my parents, then the answer is that they're not here. They hardly ever are. I think the last time I saw them was four months ago, but the first time they left like this was when I was 10." She replied. "It's ok though. I've learned to cope with it. I used to have a friend who always came over to visit, but she graduated and moved away." She said, sounding disappointed. That's when Dad got up and walked over to her. She was motherfuckin tiny compared to him. "So you're motherfuckin saying that you've been living for three human years without those motherfuckers?" He asked her. "Pretty much, but I wouldn't call them mother-" she started but was cut off. I suddenly remembered that for the first few sweeps of his life, Dad lived alone. He said it was hell, not having anyone to trust or rely on. "No motherfucker should have to live like that, not even a human." He said and placed a paw about half as big as she was on her back. "Wait are you saying what I think you're saying?" She asked, her face lighting up a little. She was so motherfuckin adorable! "You'll be seeing us a lot more, human." Dad said and we left. But not before I gave (y/n) a goodbye hug. "Thank you guys so much!" She said when I let her go. "No MoThErFuCkIn PrObLeM, sIs." I replied and left. I had a good feeling about this.
Ok so sorry I haven't posted this for a while I've been kind of busy lately but it's here now so I hope you enjoyed it! Thanks again Secret_Obsessions101 for requesting it!
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Feralstuck x reader
FanfictionOk so I recently found out about this homestuck AU called Feralstuck and I cannot find even one good xReader for it. So I just decided to make one. It's gonna start out with the Amporas but you can request who you want afterwards