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1. Call him and go wazzzzuuuuppppp
2. Give his mask to Michael and say it's his birthday
Michael: it's not my b-
You: shut up and take it
3 when he calls and says what's your favorite scary movie say
"The one with the retard with the white mask who always falls over. Oh wait, it's yours."
4 lock him in the closet with Justin beiber and Ronald McDonald
5. Shove a needle up his ass
6 throw a house at him
7 throw Jason voorhees at him
8. Throw a lava lamp at him
9 throw Harley Quinn at him
10 throw the universe at him.
11. Shove Chucky up his ass
12 chop his cock off (yeah, I said it what u gonna do ghostface?)
13 ask him if he's a woman since he wears a dress.
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How to survive a horror movie
FanfictionThis was just something I made with carly. We were bored but hey, hope this makes you laugh and be less scared of horror movies Slightly dirty guys. All content belongs to Kate and Carly. Shared account sweep1234. Content is original
