Jason voorhees - how to annoy

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1. tell him a yo mamma so old joke

2. after 1 run for your life

3. Ask him if he's pregnant

4. Steal his machete

5 give it to Slenderman and make him eat it.

6. Make him eat weed

7. throw titanic at him

8. Throw a blue whale at him

9. Lock him in the closet with offender man

10. Use him as a climbing frame

11. When he's in the shower hide his clothes, towel and mask.

12. While he's looking for them film it

13. After 12 put it on put locker

14. When he's asleep replace his mask with a thong.

15. Also while he's sleeping put fake spiders in his bed.

16. Keep shouting "hey you guys" when you slide down the stairs next to his room

17. Keep asking him if he's ever had a crush

18. Make him and ghostface re enact a dirty JeffX BEN fanfiction. Pic one with lemons. Ghostface is Ben and Jason is Jeff.

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