1 you gotta watch ever single scary movie ever made ever.
2 bitch slap him
3 hide in a pile of sponges
4 when he attacks shove Chucky up his ass (brandylynnreece2001 you know what he is. Don't you)
5. Make him suffer the wrath of squidward
6. Dress up as him and copy him this way he can't kill you since you're copying his every move
7. Threaten to lock him in a room with me heelshire (Brahms' dad) crazy Ralph, Mrs voorhees and my grandma
8. Give him bread
9. Turn into a ghost
10 attack him with popcorn and DVDs when he comes into your house
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How to survive a horror movie
FanfictionThis was just something I made with carly. We were bored but hey, hope this makes you laugh and be less scared of horror movies Slightly dirty guys. All content belongs to Kate and Carly. Shared account sweep1234. Content is original