1. CALL ME KIWI. That nickname... Ok you don't need to know its origins. Moving on.
2. Lock me in a closet with bubba sweet and not Brahms. I WANT MY BRAHMS YOU BITCHES.
3. Make me suffer the wrath of squidward
4. Walk around playing Nightcore monster high. We don't talk bout that.
5. Tell me that ticci Toby isn't good. He's like the only well written one.
6. Throw Jason voorhees at me. If you do this. We are no longer friends
7 do what Carly does and write about me and leatherface.
8. Make me sit in a room with Chucky. I'll just end up sitting on him.
9. Anything to do with whores. Mention them and I will scream.
10. If you EVER and I mean EVER disrespect my brahmsy you will suffer my wrath. I will set the Cookie Monster on you.
11 throw bubba sawyer at me.
12 tell me skrillex is terrible. I'll eat you.
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How to survive a horror movie
FanfictionThis was just something I made with carly. We were bored but hey, hope this makes you laugh and be less scared of horror movies Slightly dirty guys. All content belongs to Kate and Carly. Shared account sweep1234. Content is original
