Hypocrites

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Imagine:

You step out on a Sunday afternoon to buy groceries, thinking that you'll make your purchases before the Sunday evening rush hits the markets. Since the afternoon sun is beating down on you with all it's might, you decide to take your car instead of walking. Within minutes, you're stuck in a traffic jam.

What do you exclaim?

"WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE HIT THE ROAD ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?"

*coughs loudly*

*knocks on your car's window*

*hands you a certificate which says "Certified Hypocrite"*

Don't even try to deny it.

We're all hypocrites.

Not admitting you're a hypocrite, is ironically, in itself a hypocritical statement.

The world is bursting with double minded people.

We've all been in situations like the Imagine before. At some point or another in our life, we have proved ourselves to be Certified Hypocrites.

It's like we don't know what it means to stay true to what we say/do. We can't make up our minds about what we believe in.

Something one minute, something else another.

Sometimes we're Barca fans, sometimes we cheer for Madrid.

Go Djokovic or go Nadal?

Pro environment but always using the car,

Hating love stories but doing cheesy things for bae,

I'm on a diet, but this blueberry cheesecake, what can I say?

Studies are priority, but binge watching GoT,

A big money saver, until new collection at Gucci :P

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Thanks to @anonymous2110 for the idea for this rant and the Sunday afternoon example!!

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