RISSA: Hellllooo little weirdos...
CANDY: HI people.
RISSA: So here is a Q&A, obviously. The ones that we've done in the past individually had OK questions, but you little creepers asked some strange questions this time.
CANDY: So...here we go!
Q: Which commercials are your favorite?
CANDY: I like the food ones.
RISSA: The Geico commercials because if we're all being honest, the gecko is so cute.
Q : If you could be any fruit, what would you be?
CANDY: I would be a pineapple.
RISSA : I don't know. .. a grape, maybe?
Q: If you could date any movie character, who would it be?
CANDY : THE FLASH ALL THE WAY.
RISSA : If I was a guy, then of course HARLEY FREAKING QUINN.
Q: What is your favorite and least favorite word?
CANDY : My favorite word is cheese, and my least favorite word is goodbye.
RISSA : My favorite word is gingivitis and least favorite is comfortable. Don't really know why.
Q: Blue or pink?
CANDY : Blue.
RISSA: Wait, like are we lowkey sexist?
Q: Who is your best friend?
CANDY : My best friend's name is Vinny.
RISSA : My best friend is Charles William Harrington III.
Q: What is your prized possession?
CANDY : A necklace that my real dad gave my mom.
RISSA : My prized possession is my iPod case, Charles William Harrington III....my baby.
Q: Which cereal makes you angry?
CANDY :... I don't eat cereal that much...
RISSA: Wow. Umm cheerios, I guess because they suck.
Q: What's one of your biggest life regrets?
CANDY : Not staying vegetarian.
RISSA : Missing so many new episodes of SpongeBob. I am so freaking behind...
Q: Who or what did you look like in elementary school?
CANDY : Hahaha. I looked like an average little girl with pigtails and curly hair.
RISSA : I looked like an ugly little salad. Yes that makes sense.
Q: What's your favorite sport?
CANDY : Soccer.
RISSA : Basketball, because I am so good at it. Just kidding, volleyball.
Q: What's your least favorite sport?
CANDY : Basketball because I am only 4'11.
RISSA : Golf. It makes me have to pee and want to sleep.
Q: Are you in a relationship?
CANDY : I am in a relationship.
RISSA : I am in a relationship with Charles William Harrington III. He's so loyal...I mean it's not like he can go anywhere.
Q: Are you a rebel, or a good kid?
CANDY : Good child.
RISSA : Rebel. I do what I want, where I want, when I want as long as mommy says it's ok.
Q: Who is your woman crush?
CANDY : Selena Gomez because she's so friggin gorgeous.
RISSA : Um, duh! HARLEY FREAKING QUINN.
Q : What are your thoughts on stiletto nails?
CANDY : I don't like stiletto nails. They are just so ugh to me.
RISSA : I just don't really feel like nails should be pointy. But they look good on some people. And they can be used as weapons, so.
Q: Currently, who are your favorite people on Wattpad?
CANDY : I don't really have any new ones...
RISSA : UMM. Oh! These people:
And more that I don't feel like mentioning. But you should know who you are!
CANDY : So that's about it for this weird Q&A.
RISSA : Thank you guys so much for reading and putting up with our stupidness.
CANDY : Vote. Comment. All that good stuff.
RISSA : Bieeeeeeee.
~@candace4 and @Laaarisssa
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