What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!
What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!
What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
