Q: What
did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? A: Swimming trunks.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom? A: At the BP station!
