What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?Robert E Flea!
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!
What do you call a cheerful flea?A hop-timist!
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?Shot it!
What did one flea say to the other after a night out?Shall we walk home or take a dog?
What did the romantic flea say?I love you aw-flea!
How to fleas travel?Itch hiking!
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!
Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?To hide his flea collar!
