Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date!
Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? A: Hi Cliff!
Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? A: Show me the honey!
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I'm coming down with something!
