Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones.
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In snow banks.
Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: Microwaves!
Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? A: The road!
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A: The scientists were brainstorming!
Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date! source.
