Dramione Smut-Book

What's that?

"Hermione, what's that?" Draco asks me.
"What's what?" I ask him.
"That," he says, pointing to a toaster.
"Honey, that's a toaster," I tell him with a giggle.
"Oh, whats it do?" He asks.
"It cooks bread, waffles, and frozen mini pancakes." I respond with a small smile.
"We should get one," he states.
"Honey, we already have one," I chuckle. "Ginny got us one for Christmas remember?" I ask him.
"Oh, what's that?" He asks me, pointing to a waffle iron.
"That's a waffle iron, it makes waffles," I state.
"We should get that," he says before plopping into the cart.
"Hun, we can't buy the whole store," I giggle as he gets the look that says try me bitch.
"Yes we can," he says before pointing to a blender. "What's that?" He asks.
"A blender, now come on before you combust, plus your stupidity is giving me worry stains," I tell him before dragging him the a Cashier.