Oh shit. You know this story is bad when it comes with a warning.
You will almost definitely get offended. I like to express opinions that you may not share. So I ask you, to get over it. You can tell me I shouldn't write these things, but realize, if you have the right to tell me not to say something, I HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO SAY IT. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Also there's a lot of terrible puns and irony. Soooooooooooooo, have fun with that.
I present to you: *drum rolllll pleaassse* APOCOLYPTIC!
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Apocalyptic
HumorWhen you love someone everything about them becomes beautiful. Their smile, their laugh,the way they say hello, even the ugly things. Don't let me fool you, this isn't a story about falling in love. This is about me, death, and a bet with God. ...