bts texts

[ five-part two ]

|When they accidentally texted you|

BTS as your Bestfriend

Maknae Line

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Jimin | ✏

Jimin: I have really important information for you regarding the furry conversation this weekend

You: jimin

You: I told you im not going to another one

Jimin: WAIT NO

Jimin: This was for Jungkook 😓

You: NO HE'S TOO YOUNG FOR THAT

You: JIMIN DON'T YOU DARE TAKE JUNGKOOK YOU'LL CORRUPT HIM

Jimin: He lived with us for years so he's already corrupted

You: I still don't approve

Taehyung | ✏

Taehyung: I may or may not have joined a cult

You: TAE

You: EXPLAIN

Taehyung: Wait this was for Jimin

You: TOO BAD YOU GOT ME NOW WHAT???

Taehyung: Well this nice people asked me to have a picnic on their property so I said yes and now they're sitting in a circle chanting some weird spell or something and they keep welcoming me

You: GET OUT

Taehyung: lol they locked the gate

You: well you had a nice life

Jungkook | ✏

Jungkook: hey hyung, can you buy me some banana milk?

You: i'm not hyung lol

Jungkook: oh (Y/N)

Jungkook: hey?

You: you still drink banana milk?

You: cute

Jungkook: Ehm.. No! Why would I? I'm a man. Man doesn't drink Banana milk 😓

You: why would you ask to buy some then?

Jungkook: for Jimin!😓 Its.. Height-building food, So he would grow? Bc he's short ?

You: okay?

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i swear, i really want to re-write the other sentences especially guks but if i did, then you guys' hilarious comments will get removed so i'll let it stay :)