bts texts

[ forty two-part one ]

|When he just bought a new phone|

BTS as your father

Hyung Line

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Seokjin | ✏

Seokjin: hey child

Seokjin: why can't i open my gallery?

You: what do you mean?

Seokjin: stop it (Y/N), i don't want to hear anymore of your justin bieber shakalaka

You: nah not in the mood right now. anyways, what happened though?

Seokjin: when i was opening my gallery something popped out of nowhere. i'm panicking, i need to see my new selfies that i just took earlier.

You: what does it say

Seokjin: wait hold your horses let me check

You: k

Seokjin: it says storage full, what does that even mean

You: nO MY WORST ENEM Y

You: sTaND BACK IT WILL ATTACK ANYTIME !?,1??!

You: welp sad to say but

You: i'm sorry for your loss, father

Seokjin: jesus christ, what are you saying (Y/N)?

You: it means, you have to delete some apps, photos and some stuff in your phone so you'll be able to empty your storage a little bit.

Seokjin: wait, pHOTos!?!?!?!

Seokjin: nOOOONONONONONON

Yoongi | ✏

Yoongi: how to message

You: um dad, this ain't google

You: oh and one more thing, you're already messaging so congratulations

Yoongi: oh really?

Yoongi: where can you find google then?

You: press the home button and you'll be able to find the google / browser app at the home page

Yoongi: there are no houses on my phone though?

Yoongi: i'm so confused

You: dad, press the button on the middle, it's under the screen

[ 7 minutes later ]

You: hey, did you already found it?

You: dad?

You: helloooooollooooool