Prank Call //L.H//

3. Tall breadstick

Nice one Luke hehe. Enjoy...

Luke: hey!

Me: hello Lucas

Luke: my name is not Lucas
:-(

Me: well it is right now

Luke: anyway...

Me: whaddup?

Luke: so you like 5sos right?

Me: like them? I love them, they are so cute and beautiful and oh my gawd

Me: I mean *cough* I guess they're pretty cool, why?

Luke: just wanted to know

Luke: do you want to play a game?

Me: erhh not if you're actually Saw bc rn u sound like him

Luke: oh god no I meant to ask if we could play 20 questions

Luke: ya know to get to know eachother a little better

Me: uh ok

Luke: I'll start, what's your favorite color?

Me: are you serious rn?

Luke: what?

Me: that was the most cliché question you could ever ask me

Luke: ugh just answer it pls

Me: okay okay, it's pink

Me: what's yours?

Luke: blue

Luke: how old are you?

Me: I'm 45

Luke: what?! Wait wtf

Me: hahahahahaha jkkkk

Me: I'm 18

Luke: oh thank god I thought you were being serious for a second

Me: calm ur tits Lucas, how old are you anyway

Luke: I'm 20

Me: ew ur old

Luke: I'M LITERALLY TWO YEARS OLDER THAN YOU I'M NOT OLD

I coughed, "Triggered much?" I muttered to myself.

Me: you're so easy to tease

Luke: :-(

Me: anyway...

Luke: right moving on, where do you live?

Me: in France

Luke: what? wait aren't you supposed to speak French then?

Me: I'm bilingual you doofus

Luke: oh, that's kind of cool actually

Me: not really

Me: where are you from?

Luke: Australia

Me: oh my god just like Luke Hemmings!

Luke: uh yeah

Me: I love that tall breadstick

Luke: he's not a tall breadstick!

Sorry short chapter,

Anywhore.. when do you start school again?

I start on September 1st, yay.