ashton irwin fanfic DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

what a bunch of crap

i first met ashton at the park. as soon as he saw me he couldn't keep his eyes off me. he asked me to marry him before he asked my name. i was dating luke at the time but I married ashton anyway. then calum caught my eye so i killed ashton to start a new relationship with calum. shortly after we married luke came back on the scene after going away to find himself and try to get over me. a huge row erupted betwen calum and luke. luke was furious that i had married a second friend of his. he screamed that he should be my husband. the next day calum took our little ratdog for a walk. the police came to the door at lunchtime. luke had seen calum out and argued again both of their bodies were found dead at the bottom of the cliffs.

so as i prepare to bury my second husband this afternoon I'm just left wondering what Michael is up to. ~Mum ended fanfic here

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