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thirty two.

-Min
walking in on taekook cuddling was the cutest thing ever

Yoon-
they still aren't as cute as us tho

taeskookie
that's funny bc taekook is most definitely the cutest ship in this entire group chat

KookiesTae
you tell em' bby :*

taeskookie
I'm only speaking the truth :3

NamjoonsPeach
oh hell to the no

NamjoonsPeach
you did NOT just say taekook is the cutest ship here

taeskookie
but I did eomma

NamjoonsPeach
lying isn't okay

taeskookie
I'm not lying

taeskookie
taekook is definitely the cutest ship here

NamjoonsPeach
I think you meant Namjin*******

SeokjinsMario
^^^^^^^

Yoon-
nah

Yoon-
you dipshits obviously do not know that yoonmin is the cutest ship here

taeskookie
I think you meant TAEKOOK*

NamjoonsPeach
NAMJIN****

thighprincess
is this some kind of shipping war or

thighprincess
??

taeskookie
YES

whorsey
all of my beautiful ships attacking each other . . .

whorsey
I love this :D

-Min
guys calm down, taekook is obviously the cutest ship

Yoon-
YOU ARE ONLY SAYING THAT BC YOU THINK JUNGKOOK IS CUTE

Yoon-
YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP I HOPE YOU KNOW

-Min
he's my lil brother

-Min
can't I think he's cute?

NamjoonsPeach
EVERYONE STFU OKAY

NamjoonsPeach
NAMJIN IS THE CUTEST GODDAMN SHIP HERE AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE ISNT GETTING FED BY EOMMA

taeskookie
eomma isn't that harsh?

taeskookie
besides we should let Kae decide who the cutest ship is

taeskookie
you know how she gets with her ships

NamjoonsPeach
okay fine

NamjoonsPeach
go on and tell us that Namjin is the cutest ship

Yoon-
I think yoonmin autocorrected to namjin

KookiesTae
nah taekook autocorrected to namjin obviously

KookiesTae
you don't need to be that smart to tell

taeskookie
you tell em' :3

KookiesTae
I'm only telling them the truth <3

NamjoonsPeach
you mean lying ****

NamjoonsPeach
NAMJIN IS THE CUTEST OKAY

Yoon-
Y O O N M I N

taeskookie
T A E K O O K

KookiesTae
T A E K O O K

-Min
Y O O N M I N

Yoon-
there's my babyboy ;)

NamjoonsPeach
woah keep this shit PG okay

taeskookie
#taekook bye

SeokjinsMario
can you all please shut the fuck up and let Kae tell us who the cutest ship here is

NamjoonsPeach
Joonie dear?

SeokjinsMario
yes?

NamjoonsPeach
STOP FUCKING SWEARING

NamjoonsPeach
THE NEXT PERSON TO SWEAR IS GETTING SLAPPED WITH ONE OF JIMIN'S DILDOS

-Min
why me

whorsey
woah okay didn't need to know that

-Min
how do you even know about those ??

NamjoonsPeach
I just do, eomma always knows

taeskookie
oh man holy shi- shizzle

NamjoonsPeach
mhm

NamjoonsPeach
go ahead and tell us the cutest ship here, Kae.

thighprincess
okay well

thighprincess
the cutest ship in this groupchat is

thighprincess
. . .

thighprincess
hoe that's your cue

whorsey
oh right

whorsey
it's #kaecorn

thighprincess
now if you'll excuse me time to go eat popcorn with my wife

thighprincess
bye~

taeskookie
. . .

KookiesTae
. . .

Yoon-
. . .

-Min
. . .

NamjoonsPeach
. . .

SeokjinsMario
. . .

whorsey
#kaecorn is so cute

NamjoonsPeach
hoe you have a minute to hide in Kae's house before I come over and kill you with my bare hands

whorsey
. . .

whorsey
#kaecorn BYE

taeskookie
omg

+ important note ; this is about the end of the story - which isn't that close i promise you - but i have two ideas for it and i wanted to let you all vote on the ending. i won't tell you what it is exactly, just vote by what you want.

— original ending

— more recently thought of ending

i don't want to spoil either ending so pick whichever and ill base the rest of this story on which answer you all decide on.

goodnight now ~