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+ note ; everyone's names are gonna be displayed as what they want them to be. for instance, kookie's name will appear as whatever he has it as. and everyone can see the name they have for themselves + see if they changed it.

i know this isn't traditional texting but i felt like mixing things up a tad bit. oh and this story is becoming more perverted than i originally planned oops

[ this gonna be group chat btw ]

TaeddyBear has added jungkookiesncream to the chat "Taehyung's Hoes."

TaeddyBear
Jungkookie do all of your names include some type of sweet

jungkookiesncream
idk what you're talking about

imjim-inthatass
yeah Kookie just really has a thing for sweets

TaeddyBear
aw that's so cute :3

HOEseok
ew pls keep flirting at a low. us loners don't need to see that

SexGodJoon
what loners lmao you're the only lonely one here

kaelovesthighs
okay offense

jungkookiesncream
^^ I'm not dating anyone either so idk what you're talking about "Joon"

SexGodJoon
the name's Namjoon and are you sure?

jungkookiesncream
nice to meet ya, Namjoon. I'm Jungkook and yeah I'm sure

TaeddyBear
but hubby :c

imjim-inthatass
that's gay of you to say, Tae

pimpdaddysuga
mhm

jungkookiesncream
I am not your hubby and like you have a right to speak, Jimin

takingyourvirJINity
shit about to get real, real quick

HOEseok
^^ I agree with virginity dude

kaelovesthighs
^^^ same

imjim-inthatass
and what's that supposed to mean?

TaeddyBear
Jimin you were literally doing things that idk of with Yoongi while we texted yesterday

pimpdaddysuga
shit how'd you find out

jungkookiesncream
Jimin isn't subtle with those things, you know that

pimpdaddysuga
goddamnit Park Jimin I'm gonna kick your ass

jungkookiesncream
welp I'm moving out of the house now bye

takingyourvirJINity
you can come stay with me, I don't have anyone either

SexGodJoon
oh really? you don't have anyone?

SexGodJoon
what am I then, trash?

kaelovesthighs
no that's the hoe

SexGodJoon
^^ okay tru

HOEseok
fuck you guys

takingyourvirJINity
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU LITTLE SHIT. nobody is allowed to cuss unless it's me bc I'm the oldest of you peasants

TaeddyBear
calm down

takingyourvirJINity
shut the fuck up you wannabe anime character

SexGodJoon
holy shit

imjim-inthatass
you just messed with the wrong mom, Tae

pimpdaddysuga
^^

jungkookiesncream
what the hell

jungkookiesncream
why am I even in this conversation ??

TaeddyBear
you did NOT just call me a wannabe anime character

jungkookiesncream
um

kaelovesthighs
hoe bring me that popcorn you have

HOEseok
I got you

takingyourvirJINity
what if I did? you look like a rejected Kisumi Shigino

SexGodJoon
#getrekt

jungkookiesncream
who the hell is that ??

TaeddyBear
at least I don't look like a fake ass Barbie with your blonde weave

imjim-inthatass
oh shit

pimpdaddysuga
Seokjin just got his ass handed to him on a platter

imjim-inthatass
mhm

jungkookiesncream
what the hell is going on?

takingyourvirJINity
ugh how dare you say that

takingyourvirJINity
I don't see how Jungkook has a crush on you tbh

jungkookiesncream
. . .

takingyourvirJINity
oops

SexGodJoon
#getrektagain

HOEseok
oh mY GOD - this is Kae btw I just dropped my phone

imjim-inthatass
uh oh

pimpdaddysuga
Seokjin . . .

TaeddyBear
Jungkookie has a . . . crush on me?

takingyourvirJINity
I mean no of course he doesn't hahahahahahahahaha

jungkookiesncream has left the chat.

+ note ; y'all wanted one of the crushes to come out already so . . . there ya go c;

almost at 1k reads btw oml thank you all so much for reading and liking this story, it means so much to me. even though it's my first bts fic, y'all seem to really like this and that makes me happy ♡