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michael clifford was checking me out

hey y'all. this ain't much of a rant but in my bio I have "NOTICED BY MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD ON JULY 16th, 2016". I know y'all want the story so, I'm gonna give y'all the story. Let's good. You gonna flip after this.

I got noticed by michael bc I went to the 5SOS show in Camden, NJ and I had soundcheck. I was front row and like face to face with Michael. I had a sign that said "SMILE AT ME IF MIKEY'S THE LORD AND SAVIOR OF MEMES" and he read that but didn't smile at me (what an asshole). Then when I was dancing he kept looking at me. Then after the song he was talking to someone and kept looking at my sister and I. We both like to believe that he was asking the guy to like guess our ages but idk. Then they sat down for questions and something happened and I kept paying attention to cashton but out the corner of my eye he was smirking at me. He deadass was eyeing me and my sister like nudged me bc she saw what was happening. When I looked back at him he looked away. He kept doing that and I was like "holy guacamole. act cool" and I looked hella cute and was like yEAH. I had on this bra that made my boobs POP and some shorts that had my booty pop too so y'all know I was feeling myself and I felt pretty. My makeup was on point and I kept flashing my highlight. During soundcheck he kept checking me out but was trying to play it off, but little do he know I caught his ass.

I could've fucked Michael if I wasn't a minor. IM SO FUCKING HYPE NOW.

This is a story I'm telling everyone. It'll go from each generation and my kids will be like "your mommy did all of this but did she get noticed by michael clifford??" OH MY GOD. I'm so happy that this happened and Michael was looking at me like "I'd hit that". fuCK WITH YOUR GIRL.

I would show y'all pictures if I actually had some. Now that I said that you're probably like "oh she's making this up" but I'm not. I swear to god guys. I EVEN HAVE WITNESSES SO FUCK OFF. They're so strict at soundcheck that you can't even check the time on your phone without getting kicked out or yelled at. Also I was front row so they would've caught me quick.

I'm so shook that michael was smirking. he was down to fuck and so was I if only I was legal.

Thank you for reading this. I'm so happy you don't even know how wide the smile is that I have on my face.