Zodiac Signs book 2

How to Summon the Signs"

Aries:

•Prepare the largest bonfire you can make

•Make Athena step inside the bonfire

•Surround the fire with large marshmallows

•Dump a truckload of ardour in the fire

•Then kill the fire with the tears of bullies

Taurus:

•Make a pyramid of money and gourmet food

•Put Aphrodite in the centre of the pyramid

•Put many spotlights towards the pyramid

•Chant a mantra of how stubborn you are

•Then eat and enjoy the whole pyramid

Gemini:

•Get the fanciest writing tool you can find

•Gather lots of strings that aren't attached

•Surround yourself with influential people

•Make Apollo recite poetry about survival

•Then drink the fanciest wine you can get

Cancer:

•Find the cosiest and most relaxing sofa

•Put Hermes comfortable sitting on the sofa

•Get home cooked meals around Hermes

•Add items with heavy sentimental value

•Then sing a song about true lasting love

Leo:

•Sit in a throne of gold in a room of mirrors

•Pour gallons of confidence on your body

•Kindly borrow the lightning bolt of Zeus

•Ask Zeus to temporarily turn into a lion

•Then zap the lion with the lightning bolt

Virgo:

•Move to a tranquilizing garden or farm

•Make a ring of flowers and organic foods

•Sew a tapestry about responsibilities

•Cosily wrap Demeter with the tapestry

•Then put her in the ring and start lulling

Libra:

•Surround Hephaestus with scented candles

•Boil many iron and jewel in a pot of adamantium

•Pour the melted concoction on Hephaestus

•Paint Rococo art all over Hephaestus

•Then spray him with your favourite scent

Scorpio:

•Get a gallon of water from the Styx river

•Prepare another gallon of enemies' blood

•Then one more of trust, honour, and loyalty

•Mix everything together and add chocolate

•Then make Ares drink this concoction

Sagittarius:

•Be adventurous and get lost in the woods

•Look for Artemis and a unicorn

•Make an arrow out of the unicorn horn

•Shoot Artemis right in the stomach

•Then lotion Artemis' blood on the unicorn

Capricorn:

•Make a castle out of books and coffee

•Put a hundred cats around the castle

•Pour buckets of determination and hustle

•Tell Hades all your passion and dreams

•Then place a large cat on Hades' lap

Aquarius:

•Destroy the whole government first

•Collect all of the bodies Hera cursed

•Drink a lot of indepence and humanism

•Stick many lit sparklers around the place

•Then put Hera on top of the pile of bodies

Pisces:

•Go to any beautiful body of water

•Make a blanket and pillow fortress nearby

•Put Poseidon inside the makeshift fortress

•Soak everything with childhood memories

•Then give Poseidon cookies and milk