To: Stranger-san.
Ahoy there!
This is like, totally not awkward or weird at all because it's not like we don't know each other or anything.
Actually, it's only you who doesn't know me. I've been stalking you for a very long time...
Just kidding! You're a stranger to me as well. Isn't that the point of this letter, sending it to a stranger?
I dunno if we ever saw or see each other, but if we did or do, I would probably be fixing my glasses, cause you know, that makes me look so cool I do it very often. Too often.
I sincerely hope... that your life is real awesome. And not as screwed up as mine.
I also hope we never meet, cause then I would ruin your awesome life or make your suboptimal life worse... Cause you know, I'm not the most ideal person to be around. Blah, all I really do is cause trouble or sadness, for myself and others...
So maybe, just maybe, you'll also find me smiling if we ever saw or see each other. Hopefully that will make your day go better than it already was!
With that very hope for you and all the others who come in touch with me...
Signing out~
~A stranger.
