One For The Road - Alex Turner fanfiction

The Move

So it turns out i was right, Alex did want to move in with me. Jesus christ. what is there not to love about life right now? Great sex, with a hot guy, standard apartment, money, food, HAPPINESS. Gah i love this.



Once Alex had unpacked his only suitcase that he brought with him, it was 11pm so we decided to snuggle in bed together and go to sleep..


In the morning i was awoken by an alarm on a phone, which was not mine. I woke up on Alex's chest and he sat up, leaving my head to drop onto the warm bed sheets where he previously laid. Alex's phone was ringing, so he answered it.
"Eyup?" i heard muffle telephone voices in the background, i'm a very good eavesdropper. "Shit is that today? Bollocks i forgot, I'll be there, okay okay! give me time man! okay, yeah, bu-bye."

I was giving Alex "the look" as he turned back round to face me, as i knew i'd be spending the day alone, and i was not looking forward to it.

"Go on then, drop the bombshell." i said. "Uh, we have to rehearse for our tour hon." Alex replied, sticking his bottom lip out, trying to get sympathy. "Why? I didn't know you were touring?" "Uh its just a one off Meg, you see hahahhahaha uhm.. yeah!" i could tell he was lying, he was fooling nobody. "What tour? Mr.Turner?!" "Oh haha yanno... the world tour." Did he just say what i thought he said?! Before i could control myself, i erupted into shouting at him. "WORLD TOUR? YOU MOVE IN TO MY APARTMENT TO MOVE STRAIGHT BACK OUT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" i was almost ib tears by this point. "woah woah woah sugarplum! Here's the surprise, you're coming too!" Alex sat there grinning at me, i was not impressed.


after we'd changed and got showered, we jumped into my car, and went to rehearsals. The car journey was quiet..

as we pulled up to the venue, it suddenly hit me that i was about to meet the rest of the Monkeys. oh my god. i went into fangirl mode and ran ahead of alex inside the place.

I ended up running face first into Matthew Helders. "Slow down there duck egg!" he exclaimed. "Oh wow i'm sorry, matt i uhm, ahha hello!" i was having a nervy B (nervous Breakdown) , and i couldn't control myself.

Alex followed after me, and greeted matt with a high five and said to Matt "This is us bird, Megaaaaaan." I shot Alex a glare as i hated being called "his bird" eugh. Matt pulled Alex to aside and quitely said "What about Cara?" he said. "excuse me? who's cara al?"

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CARA U SLUT OMG LEL