One For The Road - Alex Turner fanfiction

Plan of Action

it was cara. freakin cara. she's so dumb, what is she expecting me to do?! I am tied up in a god damn chair, this is not cool. She stalked towards me and turned a light on, so i was no longer in darkness, shot me a menacing grin, then cackled and said "So, Megan.." She then started circling around me. I looked at her like she was a pathetic 23 year old woman, which she was. She continued doing this until she stopped, bang infront of my face. I pulled my head in because the smell of her breath was making me gag.

"So who are you to steal MY alex?" she said, in a very serious tone. "Are you kidding me, Cara. You need to get over him. Listen, hun, i hate to break it to you, but he's not yours anymore.." I knew exactly what my plan to get out of here was. "B-b-but i wish he was!" Cara started blubbering like a little baby. She sat infront of me, sobbing and moaning about her ex boyfriend. I felt very awkward, but nevertheless, my plan should still work.

"uhm Cara?" i interrupted her cries and she looked up. I put on a very serious tone and said "Uhm listen, you can have Alex back... I'll call him for you." Her face suddenly lit up. "what?!" She said with delight. "Yeah uhm, i'll call him, for sure." "Right now?" she replied. "yeah, i just need to ask you one favour." "Go on?" she asked inquisitively. "Um well i kinda need to reach my phone to call him, and i'm tied up, so could you yannoo.... untie me from this god damn chair?" i began to get angry, but kept my lead. "Yeah sure!!!!"

She eventually untied me, and i made out like i was about to call Alex, but instead, i wandered about the basement.

my plan was still in action, Cara had gone to the store to buy some more tea bags, because i asked for tea, now is my chance. I sprinted up the basment stairs, into the living room, then straight out of an open window, tumbling into a pond below it. I immediately got up, and ran for my hot damn life.

i was out of breath, and i felt so faint and ill, but i kept on running. I had to get to Alex before Cara did.

When i got to my apartment, i ran in, with no hesitation and saw Alex on the sofa, watching TV. "ALEX YOU LITTLE SHIT, GET YOUR STUFF AND GET IN THE CAR NOW!!!!!!" I yelled. "What stuff what?' he replied. "EVERYTHING YOU OWN HERE, HURRY, FAST, ITS SO URGENT I WILL EXPLAIN IN THE CAR, PLEASE NOW GO GO GO!!!!" he ran upstairs looking scared and a bit puzzled. i followed, stampeding up the flight of stairs, still dripping wet. I ramned all of my things into 3 different suitcases and 5 seperate handbags, loaded them all into my car, got alex to do the same and set off.

I was heading towards my mom's house, which was in the country side, about 50 miles away. Alex still looked puzzled, but did not ask why or where we were going, instead, he just leaned over and kissed me on the temple, and i carried on driving.

a couple of hours into the drive, Alex was asleep, and i could feel my eyelids drooping shut. I kept my eyes on the road, and carried on speeding down the motorway, not giving a damn about anything. I concentrated on Alex's breathing which kept me calm, and collected.

The drive ended up being 3 and a half hours long, when we eventually pulled up to my parents' huge country house, it was past 11pm. I woke Alex up, and he woke up slowly with a groan, and dragged himself out of the car. I knocked on the door, and the sound echoed around the indoor of the mansion. My dad answered the door with a puzzle look on his face, until he realised who it was, then his face lit up. "Meg, my sweet girl!" He pulled me in for a hug "Hi daddy!" i whispered in his ear. "and who's this then, this the lucky fella, dating my beautiful daughter?" Dad looked pleased with my rockstar boyfriend, and Alex chuckled and nodded, then dad let us in.

"So what're you doing here, Lovebirds?" my dad laughed at his own joke as we sat in the kitchen, and i tried to think of a good excuse. "We just came to see the old guys!" i said and Dad laughed. "Where's mom?" i asked. "Sleeping, upstairs, i'll guess that you two are staying the night?" i nodded and Dad said "Go on up, you both look tired."

Me and alex wandered upstairs, and i showed him to the guest room, where there was a king-sized bed, which is where we were staying. "nice!" Alex whispered as he launched himself onto the giant bed. I laughed and shook my head as i stripped down and climbed into the bed, Alex did the same. When we were both in bed, he put his arm around me and kissed my head, which was resting on his perfectly toned chest. "Care to explain?" Alex added. "Oh yeah, i forgot." He giggled and i explained the whole story to Alex, including how she 'captured' me, what my plan was, and why i arrived home, dripping wet. Alex laughed and said "What the funk, is she for real?" He couldnt seem to contain his laughter, which seemed to make me see the funny side of it too.

We calmed down, and stopped laughing, as i still laid on Al's chest, He started humming the tune to Cornerstone, sending me off into a deep sleep...

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i am so sorry this chapter is so crappy, thankyou all for so many reads! i am also so so sorry i havent been updating every night, i havent updated sinse i went to see Arctic Monkeys on Monday, & guys they were so good. I cried no lie. ANYWHO

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