doonel troomp mak me cri: a trump oneshoe

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"doonel tromp is so favoo" u sez
"nah"  sez Heidi fren hiiiii heidi hahaha you're going to hate me
"Nu"
"Ya"
"Nu"
"Ya"
"ILL PROVE YOU WRONG FORKFACE"
"IF YOU GET HIM 2 CALL YOU FABOO DEN U WIN"
"ILL SHREK U m145764345"
So u goes to the glorious castle called idk where does Donald trump live
ON THE WALL TGAT FHE FORCED TGA MEXICANS TO BIMULD 4 HIM BC HE NO LOJE DEM
so u goes to da walk rite rite yayayaya
and u sez "lord doonld I luv u and u so bootiful plz lov mrh"
"ok m3"
he den snaps his fingers an his servers bring him his stiltz
As he is coming to be my bæ 5ever he trolllps and DIED
datz how doonal trumpet make me cri

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