Spottedbreeze: *appears in StarClan*
Bluestar: *singing very off-key* NOW DON'T YOU DARE LOOK BACK, JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME, I SAID YOU'RE HOLDING BACK AND SHE SAID OOH OOH SHUT UP AND *points at Spottedbreeze*
Spottedbreeze: SHUT UP!
Bluestar: No, Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk, Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt. Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me. Because of you, I'm afraid, IM THE FRICKIN' LEADER OF THUNDERCLAN!
Spottedbreeze: Oh boy, Blue-
Bluestar: NO! YOU LISTEN TO ME, MISSY! I DO WHAT I WANT AND YOU CAN'T-
Spottedbreeze: TECHNICALLY I WRITE THIS STUFF, SO DEAL WITH IT! AND GOOD DAY TO YOU! *poofs away*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
ComédieJOIN SPØTTEDBRËËZE AND HER FRIENDS IN A THRILLING ADVENTURE THROUGH THE WARRIOR CATS WORLD! FILLED WITH INTERVIEWS WITH CATS LIKE BLUESTAR, FIRESTAR, AND A TON OF OTHER NOBLE CATS THAT I'M TOO LAZY TO NAME! this book is not responsible for any side...
