Lionblaze: Hey Spotty................
Spotty: *is typing this on wattpad* Wat.
Lionblaze: I wanna win for once. Like in some epic fights.
Spotty: And what's in it for me?
Lionblaze: I give yo some candy
Spotty: Candy, what candy?
Lionblaze: *creepily* Any candy....
Spotty: *pulls out long list of stuff* There *throws at Lion*
Lionblaze: *struggles to hold* but but I only have two dollars
Spotty: *in process of typing story* wat!? *Paw slips, hits post*
Both: NOOOOOOOO
Spotty: Okay, you, get * kicks Lion* OUT *uses rocket launcher and flings him out* There. *Dusts off paws*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
MizahJOIN SPØTTEDBRËËZE AND HER FRIENDS IN A THRILLING ADVENTURE THROUGH THE WARRIOR CATS WORLD! FILLED WITH INTERVIEWS WITH CATS LIKE BLUESTAR, FIRESTAR, AND A TON OF OTHER NOBLE CATS THAT I'M TOO LAZY TO NAME! this book is not responsible for any side...
