Ino's Oniichan (Naruto) 1

So... Why This?

Yeah... Well I'm now remembering how I thought tomorrow would be interesting... Well it's tomorrow now and I'm utterly confused as to why my amazingly awesome ninja skills are being wasted on baby sitting.

      I'm guessing Akito is feeling the same way since she shouted it into our sensei's ear a few minutes ago. I pick up Jellybean which is the nickname I gave to one of the kids I'm babysitting. He kept shoving Jellybeans up his nose so I thought it suited him.

      Akito of course took this as a challenge and nicknamed the baby she's babysitting Cheetos since his hair was the color of Cheetos.... Although I was the one that pointed this out she refuses to admit it.

       I also gave a nickname to the baby that Siri was baby sitting so that the baby wasn't left out. Her name is Socks. Yes... The only thing that Siri likes is what I nicknamed the baby. So it would feel loved by her.

"So Kari sensei... Exactly why are we babysitting? I thought we were getting a mission today?" Siri asks clearly unskilled in handling babies. She nearly drops Socks and I quickly rush over and grab her. "Sorry..."

Kari sensei looks over and says in a somewhat exasperated voice, "Trust me I wish I could take you on a real mission. The Hokage just wouldn't allow it. Right now you guys are genin so you have to do small D rank tasks right now and work your way up the ladder." Akito obviously not pleased with this answer glares over at Kari sensei.

"Well this sucks pineapples." She huffs.
"Man, that really does suck. I couldn't imagine sucking on a pineapple, ouch." I bounce Jellybean on one knee and Socks on the other they both giggle up at me and reach out their chubby little baby hands.

"Man dude why does the babies like you so much? They hate me!" Akito says angrily and as she says this Cheeto start to cry.

I smile over at Cheeto and wave my hand. "Well your really loud. Babies don't like loud people. Plus I think they're trying to go to sleep." Siri sighs in relief and takes Socks from me.
"Good, I'm tired of looking after these babies. I need a small break." Siri says putting Socks into bed.

I walk over to Jellybean's crib and put him up too. Akito had already laid down Cheeto. Now all we have to do is wait for the parents to get back home.

"So what do you guys want to do while we wait for the parents to get back?" Kari sensei asks. I shrug and Akito has a look on her face saying that she's got an idea... Great run for the door.

      "Let's play Never Have I Ever!" Akito shouts.
"Well won't this be interesting." I state as we all get in a circle.
"Okay, I'll go first." Akito says.
"Never have I ever... Changed my socks." Everyone's fingers went down except for Akito's.
"Um... Akito sweetie... You've never changed your socks before?" Kari sensei asks.
"Nope." Akito says with a proud grin.
Siri, Kari sensei, and I all scoot away from Akito.
"Right... Never have I ever ate a mango." I say
"Everyone puts down a finger."
"You've never ate a mango?" Siri asks.
"Nope."
"Never have I ever... Read Icha Icha Paradise." Kari sensei says.
Everyone's fingers remain up... But mine.

       Now this is awkward. "Wait, what's Icha Icha paradise?" Siri asks.
"Your baby mind doesn't need to know." Kari sensei says. She then looks at me.
"What is your baby mind doing reading that!" She yells throwing a bouncy ball at me that the babies were playing with.

      "Hey! I'm a dude. I have hormones!"
"To much information!" Akito yells running around the house like a lunatic and waking up the babies...
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Well the bad news is that the parents came home to the babies all crying and Akito acting like a nutcase because she heard the word hormones. The good news is I got paid all the money since I put the babies back to sleep. As of right now the Hokage is lecturing Akito on how to act better on a mission. That is, until team 7 arrives.