Book Three: It's Like a Every Other Art Book, But A Lil' Different!

Fish Puns

So basically I'm doing stand-up comedy for my sister's birthday today, and since I forgot a present, I'm going to embarrass myself in front of my family with puns (mainly fish related, but not all of them).
Oh bOI.
But I'm practicing and I'm using a game
I have the character standing on the table in a restraunt and I'm thinking of whatever puns and jokes I can on the spot

And here's one of the terrible jokes

"So one day, I'm in my house, right? And I'm just, y'know, watching the news. A flash flood warning comes on my screen and I'm a little surprised, but I don't think much of it but I prepare anyways.
So my neighbor has been fighting with me over silly things for years, and I'm a little scared to say he might be winning. When the flood came across us, I was totally ready. My neighbor's bottom floor of his house was soaking wet while I had already moved most of my stuff upstairs. So he asks to stay at my house while he cleans up. Once he left, I whispered to myself, I says,
"Looks like someone... Turned the tide.""

Kill me I tried remember this is all on the spot

"So you know, I came here with my girlfrond. And you know, some might say...
She's quite a catch."

And I'm sitting next to my oven right now and my sister asks what the heck I'm doing
And I said
"Y'know I'm just
Warming up for the show"