Okay so I'm a Kitten called Wet Salty Broccoli. And I ship Panthov.Panther Lilly and Master Makorov. But that doesn't matter right now.What matters is that I have 47 minutes left to move my foot otherwise it won't become a massive wine gum anymore. And I love wine gums even though they have no flavour to me.I have a huge secret though.I have 47 huge guys the size of Elfman attached to my head.How I survive I will never know, but I do know my head isn't flatter than Melanie Martinez's ass.
That's why I'm so stupid. I've thought pancakes were a type of chemical for 7 years,even though I'm a 4 year old kitten. I also have conversations with the guys on my head.But all they say IS " HI MY NAME IS HUNGRY TOMATO JUICE".I like that name a lot. But there is one special one. He SAYS " MY NAME IS SEDUCED TUNA GRASS FLAVOURED."I love that one a lot. He says I can dream,And I dream that I get to one day eat a couch.They look delicious.I threw my poop at a car one day,and it came up to me and told me to give it some more.So I painted it with the poop.I really love causing self harm to my head,to shape it correctly.A car rolled Over my head one day,and it molded it into a Sphere. But it should be flat.My favourite colour Is epidermis, and my favourite food is fluoroantimonic acid.It tastes yummy as it burns your throat.My hobby is most definitely chewing my tail,it feels aweso*dies*
YOU ARE READING
The Weirdest And Randomest Story In The Entire World
RandomSkRAA SkRaA yEeTt YuH yEEt pUlLl uP dEaDaSs
