So basically I'm a very hairy man called one,and I eat tacos on a bell for a lunch every day.I do like kids more though,and (I'm so tired right now wtf) I enjoy running to school so fast I crash into a stationary car and die
I was so fast I almost died on a horse the other day.I met Gerald though,Mr Birling is damn thiccccc....
Oh also,I enjoy cups a tea,Georgie.
Once day I ate a tree and regurgitated a wolf,so I went to check it out.The doctor lives in a cardboard box and had to decapitate my head,so now I live like a gay cat with one leg.
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