The Weirdest And Randomest Story In The Entire World

Completely Enlightened

Vika gets like 57788/0/34477 and goes I need to do. Better

There's you who's actually like DYING of a pain from an illness and then Demi is perfectly fine and she's like fuc it me and my AQA geography book will stay hOME

Me to Isha:Ur dad lesbian
Isha to me:Your dad's a LISbian
My cousin:Your dad's a homeless man

I'm from every continent in africa

Oh hey Thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of 🎶 gARbAgE 🎶

Kids:Trick or treat!
Grandpa: thE fUck did You jUst cAll Me

My cousin: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
My cousin:I think I shat myself

My cousin did my edges and now I look like a lost Indian boy

Wtf I'm frying children

I bitter my children then I fry them then I butter it with ketchup then eat them

Any context you want,tbh.