Shut Up! rants & bants

So Annoyed...

Right. This isn't Megu-ne this time, this is Cally...

And I have one thing to say:

My brothers ex is an aššhole of the highest standard.

I am sorry but this guy infuriates me...

For privacy reasons I'm gunna call my brother Charles and his ex Bob. (First names that popped into my head).

Now, Bob has cheated, manipulated and just been a wholehearted dîck to Charles. He can be alright... If he gets his own way.

Charles is in no way perfect. Not in the slightest! He is the most stubborn person I have ever met (not counting myself, obviously). He is hard work but JFC, BOB DOESNT HAVE TO FREAKING ACT LIKE THAT!!!

*whispers* ..... Wánkér....

It's been an on and off relationship (mostly on) for around six years now.

They broke up near Christmas because my brother didn't want to go to his ex's house. (He wanted to spend the holidays with his family, PERFECTLY REASONABLE! They even arranged to meet the day after Christmas so... Yeah... Again... PERFECTLY REASONABLE!). Because Charles didn't go, Bob threatened to BURN ALL OF THE PRESENTS CHARLES HAD GIVEN HIM?!?

Yeah so Bob broke up with Charles... My brother was depressed for a long time... He wouldn't eat properly or sleep... He's a teacher as well and he broke down crying during one of his lessons...

AND THEN THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER!

This time though... My brother ENEDED IT HIMSELF. SO PROUD CHILD, SO PROUD!

But no. I couldn't be happy for like three seconds because then Charles says "HEY GUYS ME AND BOB HAVE BEEN MESSAGING AGAIN AND WE ARE GUNNA MEET UP."

I was just like 'bïtch wtaf...'

AND THEN YESTERDAY THE BEST NEWS EVER!! *sarcasm*

BOB IS COMING ROUND TO MY HOUSE!!!

IN FACT,

HE IS IN MY HOUSE RN!

HE IS IN THE ROOM NEXT TO ME!!

YAY *so much fùćking sarcasm*

So yeah that is why I am píśśed off...

#CryForGoriadau

Lmao... Only some people will understand that and that makes it even funnier...

Btw... I have skipped over a load of details but I can't be arśed writing it all down... This is just a 'long-story-short' type of thing... The actual story probably has enough to fuel a whole book series...

Well... That was more satisfying than I thought it would be... I need to rant more often...