Crazier - Joseph Morgan {2}

2 - Group Chat

Satan:

Rachel, fancy babysitting tonight ?

Me and Ian want to go out alone for a bit

Hubby:

She's in the shower, Eve, she just got in from filming

Overprotective Father Daniel:

Why don't you just hire a babysitter ?

Satan:

Because....

I don't wanna leave my baby with a stranger

Plus, she loves Rachel

Smolder:

I've tried to convince her to hire one, she told me to fuck off

Pablo:

True love right there

Overprotective Father Daniel:

Since Phoebe kicked you out last night, and you ended up on my couch

You can't really talk

Hubby:

Why'd she kick you out ?

Pablo:

I went drinking with old College friends last night

Stumbled in late and slightly drunk

She didn't appreciate it, so she kicked me out for the night

Princess Abby:

Good on Phoebe, I'd do the same to my boyfriend

Nate Buzz:

Nice to know for future reference

Princess Abby:

You'll have to actually ask me out first

Mermaid Hybrid Queen:

Paul left out part of the story, FYI

The part where he came into the bedroom

Collapsed on the bed, then vomited on the floor

That is why I kicked him out.

Pablo:

Can I come home tonight ?

Mermaid Hybrid Queen:

Yeah, as long as you never do it again

Satan:

So, JoMo, will Rachel Babysit ?

Or will you and Rachel do it together ?

Or does Paul want to be a helpful Godfather ?

Pablo:

I've been so helpful !

I was there when she was born !

Satan:

You saw me screaming in pain, then passed out

You didn't wake up for a hour

I'd given birth at that point

Smolder:

She's got a point, buddy

Oh, is it pick on Paul time ?

Looks I like I joined the party at the right moment

Pablo:

No, it is not

Screw you

I'll babysit my favorite Goddaughter

Satan:

Isn't she your only Goddaughter ?

Not the point

Me and Joseph will both do it

We're gonna need the practice

Satan:

Very true.

Be here in like an hour

Yes boss